Wipe too much, warm the world

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming"

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting"

-Sheryl Crow

And rationing T.P. is what she came up with? This illustrates perfectly why celebrities should have no place in the real life of real people. Stick to the pseudo-life of the entertainment world.